is some creep trying to pester you into a relationship? are you ready to shut them out of your life once and for all and look cute as frick doing it?
here’s a video to help you boot that sucker so far into the friendzone they’ll wish they’d never met you in the first place!
the subtle music in the background is what makes this
oh my god the narration so matter of fact
"If anyone can figure out what’s bothering him, it’s me. He and I are exactly the same. Except that I’m younger, Cuban, female, single, and straight."
Sarah Manning’s ultimately special because she dares to go off-script. If she runs into trouble, she’ll chug a bottle of hand soap to buy some time. If she runs up against a wall, she’ll grab a fire extinguisher and bash her way the hell right out. In an instant of inspired thinking, Sarah constantly rejects what should be desperate, cornered moments with her sheer determination to survive.”
have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them